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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small family business. Tom handles the creative side from Poland, while all printing and shipping happens right here in the USA - Florida and Texas. Because where your eggs come from matters, and so does where your shirt comes from.

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey. Refresh it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches ;)

What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for family dinner, tough enough for morning coop duty. Exact materials vary by style-you'll find the details on each product page.

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